Revolting Development
Here are some bits of hard-won web design wisdom presented in bite-sized chunks.
That site is gorgeous!
Top custom work achieves that
Options panels won’t
WordPress themes are great
But don’t make you an artist
You will need more skills
My CMS rocks!
It’s better than the others
Just because it’s mine
Those photos are huge!
Straight from the camera? Just don’t.
Slows your site like sludge
Dropdowns are evil
If there are lots, it’s a mess
OK, I’ve warned you
Pixel perfection
It’s impressive and pretty
Don’t forget the rest!
First in Google search
I want you to promise that!
Get good content first
Woe is my website!
I hired the cheapest guy
Why does it look bad?
Don’t want responsive?
You have got to be kidding
There go all phone sales
Can you fix my site?
I won’t give you a log-in
And you can’t see it
Great Inflated Expectations, For Better And Worse

Have some of your own haikus or commentary? Why not add them below. 🙂
Yay! A new project!…
It’s taking way too long though…
Yay! Another one!…
Patrick, That’s excellent! A nice take on the up-and-down cycle of work.
Dave